Folding Shovel
Folding Shovel
My penis fell of today while working in the yard?
Today i was gardening and digging a hole (with a Gerber 22-41578 Gorge Folding Shovel) to put a plant in, and as i was bringing the shovel down it Must Have slipped out of my hands and just chopped the little bugger off I was planing on going to the hospital to get it sewed back on but I don't have a car yet and i didn't want to tell my mum. I have an Ice Pack on it right now. My mum asked and i just told her its my way of expressing myself. Does anyone have any advice to what I should do with it. Right now its in the ice compartment of the freezer. Don't make fun of me this is a serious question.
If it happened to me, I would let the wound heal, go out and buy myself a bra, then start a new life.
Then I would buy a regular shovel. Those folding shovels have a habit of slipping at the most inconvenient moments.
With all the blood vessels that feed your penis, I expect you are already dead by the time I finish typing this.
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