Folding Shovel
Folding Shovel
My penis fell of today while working in the yard?
Today i was gardening and digging a hole (with a Gerber 22-41578 Gorge Folding Shovel) to put a plant in, and as i was bringing the shovel down it Must Have slipped out of my hands and just chopped the little bugger off I was planing on going to the hospital to get it sewed back on but I don't have a car yet and i didn't want to tell my mum. I have an Ice Pack on it right now. My mum asked and i just told her its my way of expressing myself. Does anyone have any advice to what I should do with it. Right now its in the ice compartment of the freezer. Don't make fun of me this is a serious question.
If it happened to me, I would let the wound heal, go out and buy myself a bra, then start a new life.
Then I would buy a regular shovel. Those folding shovels have a habit of slipping at the most inconvenient moments.
With all the blood vessels that feed your penis, I expect you are already dead by the time I finish typing this.
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Military Small Folding Camping Shovel with PIck and Pouch | US $18.95 | 1h |
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Gorge Folding Shovel Nylon Handle Nylon Carrying Bag | US $25.00 | 2h 35m |
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SHOVEL FOLDING / ENTRENCHING TOOL GERMAN ARMY ISSUE-VERY GOOD USED SURPLUS COND. | US $24.99 | 2h 56m |
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SHOVEL TRI FOLDING / ENTRENCHING TOOL U.S. ISSUE-VERY GOOD USED SURPLUS COND. | US $24.99 | 3h 21m |
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Gerber E-Tool Shovel Folding Spade w/Serrated Blade | US $43.90 | 5h 23m |
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Coghlans Folding Camping Shovel with Saw | US $36.36 | 5h 52m |
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China PLA Army Combat Multifunctional Military Fold Shovel,CL09-308A Type | US $26.00 | 7h 49m |
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China PLA Army Combat Multifunctional Military Fold Shovel,408 Type | US $12.17 | 7h 52m |
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Military Style Camp Survival Folding Shovel Multi-Use | US $14.90 | 8h 17m |
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COGHLANS FOLDING SHOVEL WITH SAW | US $14.95 | 14h 27m |
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**FREE SHIP** COGHLANS FOLDING SHOVEL WITH SAW | US $24.95 | 14h 27m |
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TRI FOLD RECOVERY SHOVEL JEEP FORD DODGE CHEVY UTV ATV | US $15.74 | 16h 11m |
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Army Foldable Folding Metal Shovel Spade Climbing Snow Garden w/Case Bag O1 | US $17.69 | 17h 8m |
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Pick Shovel Mini Folding Camping Texsport | US $11.35 | 17h 10m |
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Rugged Ridge Tri-Fold Recovery Shovel | US $19.95 | 17h 48m |
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Coghlan's Folding Shovel | US $17.49 | 18h 7m |
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STANSPORT FOLDING PICK SHOVEL | US $11.99 | 19h 24m |
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Gerber 22-41578 Gorge Folding Shovel. Very useful tool. BRAND NEW! Ships Free! | US $27.99 | 19h 27m |
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GORGE FOLDING SHOVEL 22-41578 | US $22.59 | 20h 14m |
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Ozark Trail Folding Camping Shovel NIB | US $7.95 | 20h 15m |
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Rothco Military tri-fold shovel with carry case | US $9.99 | 20h 34m |
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Military Surplus Folding Trenching Shovel | US $10.49 | 20h 59m |
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Zion Compact Tri-Folding 24" Shovel+Pick+Saw Military Style HeaveDuty Camp Tool | US $24.99 | 21h 58m |
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US Army USMC WWII Entrenching Tool M-1943 Folding Shovel. | US $9.99 | 23h 36m |
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WW II Folding Shovel Field Gear USA United States Miltary | US $30.95 | 1d 14m |
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Shovel folding camping military off road atv rv 4x4 truck atv jeep rhino rzr trx | US $13.99 | 1d 2h 34m |
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Gerber Knives Gorge Folding Camp/Survival Shovel +Pouch | US $10.50 | 1d 2h 56m |
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Military Small Folding Camping Shovel with PIck and Pouch | US $18.95 | 1d 3h 3m |
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WWII Folding trench shovel w/ original canvas pack bag. Military, U.S. Army WW2 | US $19.00 | 1d 3h 9m |
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New Campers & Hikers Tri-Fold Compact Metal Shovel Small Easy To Carry Free Ship | US $6.51 | 1d 3h 19m |
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JEEP FORD CHEVY 4X4 UNIVERSAL TRI FOLD RECOVERY SHOVEL | US $24.95 | 1d 3h 48m |
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VINTAGE MILITARY FOLDING FIELD FOX HOLE TRENCH SHOVEL CAMPING HIKING DIGGING | US $9.99 | 1d 3h 54m |
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WWII 1945 Ames Trench Folding Trench Shovel | US $29.99 | 1d 3h 57m |
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12" Military Folding Survival Shovel Spade Camouflage | US $15.99 | 1d 4h 5m |
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Outdoor Products Stainless Steel Folding Shovel Hiking | US $7.99 | 1d 4h 24m |
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Camping Hiking Multi Folding Stainess Steel Shovel Spade Outdoor Survival Tool | US $17.72 | 1d 6h 56m |
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New Chinese Army Multifunctional Military Folding Survival Tools Shovel Camping | US $.99 | 1d 7h |
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Glock Folding Snow Shovel Spade Tool Camping Outdoor I | US $11.84 | 1d 9h 27m |
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Shovel folding army military offroad truck atv jeep cj5 | US $11.99 | 1d 13h 52m |
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Shovel folding camping army military 4x4 truck atv utv | US $11.99 | 1d 16h 24m |
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Gerber Knives New Folding Shovel Carbon Steel G41578 | US $26.96 | 1d 17h |
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Folding Camping Shovel/Pick W/Camo Case | US $6.39 | 1d 18h 24m |
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Heavy Duty Backyard Outdoor PICKS & SHOVELS Small & Big | US $12.45 | 1d 19h 41m |
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Heavy Duty Backyard Outdoor PICKS & SHOVELS Small & Big | US $13.85 | 1d 19h 41m |
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Heavy Duty Backyard Outdoor PICKS & SHOVELS Small & Big | US $13.45 | 1d 19h 41m |
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Heavy Duty Backyard Outdoor PICKS & SHOVELS Small & Big | US $8.45 | 1d 19h 41m |
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Heavy Duty Backyard Outdoor PICKS & SHOVELS Small & Big | US $6.85 | 1d 19h 41m |
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Heavy Duty Backyard Outdoor PICKS & SHOVELS Small & Big | US $8.85 | 1d 19h 41m |
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Heavy Duty Backyard Outdoor PICKS & SHOVELS Small & Big | US $10.85 | 1d 19h 41m |
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ORTOVOX SNOWMOBILE KODIAK FOLDING SHOVEL Snowmobile Black NEW | US $72.13 | 1d 19h 48m |
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Vintage Antique ? Folding Shovel (US Army?) 21" Metal with Wood/Wooden Handle | US $7.99 | 1d 21h 23m |
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Original WWII German Sapper / Pioneer folding Shovel | US $9.99 | 1d 21h 34m |